05 December 2004
It's grim up north

Wayne loves cars so much that he proposed to Colleen on a petrol station forecourt. On to her trembling finger he slipped a £25,000 diamond and platinum ring, which, when she learned how much time he’d been spending in a Liverpool brothel, she reportedly threw into a squirrel sanctuary.

From the Telegraph.

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